I think that everyone who regularly rides the DC Metro has a love/hate (perhaps hate/hate?) relationship with it. Yes, it may get you where you need to go for the most part, but it sometimes takes its pretty time doing so.
I had an incident this past weekend where I was trying to get to my bf's in VA from my apartment in Friendship Heights. I usually plan about 45 minutes for this trip, as it includes a transfer at Metro Center. Knowing that the Red Line was single-tracking that weekend (it had taken me over an hour to get from Chinatown to FH, and the two stops are on THE SAME LINE), I left my apartment at 3:40, knowing that I wanted us leave the bf's house by 5:30 to go meet my parents for dinner. 45 minutes later, I was in Dupont...5 STOPS AWAY, and a trip that usually takes less than 10 minutes. The single-tracking was happening between Dupont and Judiciary Square, meaning that I would have to change trains to go two stops to Metro Center, then change lines at Metro Center.
My trusty little iPhone Metro app told me that a rain would be coming in 3 minutes, so I thought, 'I can handle that.' The problem was, the number of minutes kept creeping up. When it hit 10, I decided to get creative, shun Metro and its deceiving ways and take the new Circulator line to Dupont. Despite Dan's willingness to drive into the city and pick me up, God damnit, I was going to beat the Metro system! I walked out into the blisteringly hot day, so hot that the streets were relatively deserted, and there, on the corner of 19th and N, was an air-conditioned Circulator bus, just waiting for me. I was filled with glee, because I had beaten the Metro!!!
Yesterday, I was reading a friend's blog, and she linked to the DC Metro People blog, which showcases creeptastic candid pictures that some random guy takes of people riding the Metro from his iPhone. Again, kind of creepy, but I can certainly appreciate its artistic value. From there, I was linked to several other sites, including How Fucked Is Metro, which determines how fucked you are (depending on delays, wait time, etc.) depending on which Metro stop you live near. The next was Unsuck DC Metro, a humorous look at that embattled public transit system. Finally, this gem was my personal favorite. When asked what his worst escalator story was (God knows there are many, but you would have to be a regular Metro rider to know that), this gentleman replied with a humorous anecdote. Long story short, I had myself a little unintentional Metro StumbleUpon moment yesterday (without even visiting that website itself).
Stay classy, DC Metro. If the Red Line is single-tracking again this weekend, you may have one pissed off lady (yours truly) on your hands. Please try to stop sucking, and maybe then the occasional, fleeting thought of buying a car to save my sanity may cease to be necessary.
An Enduring Hunger
10 years ago






